Witchy Stitchy

another useless day...

so i made daphne a quickie crochet sweater out of that nice fuzzy yarn... i still need to add one more thing, and she damn near killed me when i tried to put it on her... she does not like wearing clothes... so after screaming at her and trying to hold her mouth shut to prevent her from biting me, i got it on her, and its so fuzzy! now my friend has requested a crocheted cloak... that seems like a lot of fun, but that would require a lot of yarn, i would prefer wool, probably wool-ease so its washable... and that costs money, which neither of us have... i swear, i need to start making something that i can sell for cash... and thats not gonna happen because i lack talent and original ideas... everything i make seems to come from a pattern from someone else, which i can't very well sell... i wonder if people would buy crappy dog sweaters... i don't know if i could make these in different sizes though, it would require some serious trial and error time... and a lot of extra yarn... maybe i'll make one for Zena, she's big, and Blair likes to put her in sweaters... i'd make one for Alfie, but he might have a new home soon! yay for new home... i want a kitty now... a little tiny fluffball, like Oliver was...not that any of you would know who he was, he was a tiny thing that we rescued from the shelter with an advanced case of upper resp... sadly, he didn't make it, but we were able to keep him alive for 10 days longer, which is more than he would have had at the shelter, and at least he got to snuggle with me when he died... imagine waking up in the middle of the night with a dead kitten laying on you... not pleasant... especially to a necrophobic, like me... but anyways, back to pleasant thoughts, of cute fluffy kittens... so i'd like to take a kitten over spring break, and let it live with me and be all snuggly, even bottlefeed it if its that young... and if its over spring break, then i can spend all day with the baby... but thats not going to happen, not while i'm living here... does anybody want to hire me? i can be a nanny... except i can't yet drive with children. but i'd be a great live in nanny... then i could move out, and everything... heck, i'd even babysit if snb-ers need to bring kids along to a meeting... that might be interesting work... i'd charge a few dollars per kid... then more people could come because they wouldn't need to stay home with the kids.... cool idea... i'm so smart...

posted by Brittany @ 9:03 PM